sit
- Bark bark!
- Bark! BARK BARK!
- Heh... heh...
- ...?
- You want me to sit, like this? Bark?
- I get sleepy sitting down, bark!
- Ahh... This is easier! BARK BARK!
- Sit? Like this? bark bark!
- I can't understand what the master is saying! BARK BARK!
- It's too hard to understand! BARK BARK!
- I have no clue what you said! Bark bark!
- No! I don't want to sit! Bark bark!
- Master, this is how you sit, right? Woof!
- Master, I'm doing well, right? Right? Woof woof!
- I hope the master keeps asking me to sit... Woof woof!
- I have short legs, so it's easy to sit! Woof woof!
- Master, I can't tell what you're saying! Woof woof!
- Master, do I HAVE to sit right now? Woof woof!
- Let's do something else right now! Woof woof!
- It's too dirty to sit here! Woof woof!
- Still telling me to sit? It's waaay too easy...
- All right! At your command!
- My hind legs are so short. I feel more comfortable sitting like this... hehe...
- You want me to sit? Here... this is the right way, right?
- Ahh... itchy... (acting like I didn't hear it...)
- Sitting is waaaay too easy. Give me something harder.
- (scratching) Whoa? What did you just say? I didn't hear you!
- I'm sick of your commands...